What I Learned from the Teenager I Locked in My Basement

Conventional wisdom typically conjures the notion that psychopathic middle-aged perverts lack the ability to learn new things, especially from younger generations. Before descending into madness I became a crotchety old man at the ripe age of 38. I found myself uttering things like "these damn kids these days", "we didn't do that shit when we … Continue reading What I Learned from the Teenager I Locked in My Basement