A comedy satire by Maggie Street Magazine How does one effectively and thoroughly piss off everyone? Not so long ago you could just say something myopic like "I hate black people" and everyone would want to kill you. These days, however, you'd probably have a gathering of inbred hicks who (for reasons beyond my comprehension) … Continue reading How to Piss Off Everyone
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Alex Jones Turned my Freaking Frog Gay
Stew was an ordinary pet frog; he enjoyed getting high, looking at dirty magazines and watching 90's comedy movies. One day, however, when I came home from working at the gas station, I noticed something rather unusual. My computer was on... and someone had left an Infowars page up. Brushing weird shit off was a … Continue reading Alex Jones Turned my Freaking Frog Gay
Finally, a Cage your Wife Can’t Break Out of
Do you suffer from insecurity and a lack of confidence? Afraid your wife is going to cheat on you with the mail man? Introducing the all new, cast iron, triple welded, deluxe model 'Wife Trap 2020', perfect for protecting your highest valuable asset; your pride. Put your irrational fear of your wife finding a man … Continue reading Finally, a Cage your Wife Can’t Break Out of
Hollywood Actress Accuses Jesus of Sexual Misconduct
A no named Hollywood actress has come forth and levied allegations against Jesus Christ for sexual misconduct. Now, before we get into this, I’d like to say that I’ve known Jesus for quite a long time. We were roommates in college and he was always a straight shooting guy to me. Yeah, he drank a … Continue reading Hollywood Actress Accuses Jesus of Sexual Misconduct
What I Learned from the Teenager I Locked in My Basement
Conventional wisdom typically conjures the notion that psychopathic middle-aged perverts lack the ability to learn new things, especially from younger generations. Before descending into madness I became a crotchety old man at the ripe age of 38. I found myself uttering things like "these damn kids these days", "we didn't do that shit when we … Continue reading What I Learned from the Teenager I Locked in My Basement
